Apparently Gemma Atkinson has been under the impression people think her enormous breasts are real.
She recently said that's because "they are teardrop shaped, so they droop" and don't appear as phony as those of Heidi Montag or Pamela Anderson.
But the British lingerie model wasn't done talking cleavage.
She said the operation left her unable to perform simple tasks, leading her to move back in with her mom because "I couldn't do anything, not even open the fridge. I couldn't brush my hair."
So THAT's why Britney Spears shaved her head! Has anyone checked on the validity of her knockers?