No, we didn't photoshop this. Details magazine has released its "Power 50 list" in its latest issue, featuring the most influential peeps under age 45.
Taking the top spots on this very scientific list were a group of youngans such asÂ Zac Efron, Shia LaBoeuf, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, the former Mrs. Kevin Federline and current train wreck herself, Britney Spears, and other celebrities.
Kevin Federline, labeled a "Good Father" alongside Larry Birkhead, ranked No. 7 but took the cover of the Power issue, on newsstands December 4.
Kevin Federline is somehow one of the most influential men out there, Details says. This can only be because he has custody over Britney Spears' l'il mistakes.
Influential or not, the fertile aspiring rapper and actor is featured prominently in this new edition of the men's magazine. Some excerpts from K-Fed's interview:
On the direction of his acting career: "At some point I'd actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass."
On fatherhood: "To be a father is everything. It shows me how little I am."
On what is playing on his TV these days: "My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from SpongeBob to Finding Nemo, and you know, I'm still trying to decide which one of those I like more."
How cute. Updating a story from earlier today, Britney Spears will now get custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James on Christmas morning, since the FedEx man spent Thanksgiving with them. We're sorry, Sean and Jayden.