An irresponsible Britney Spears has not responded to eight of 14 random drug tests (or requests for them), Kevin Federline's attorney said Thursday.
Saying the mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James is living in a "parallel universe," Mark Vincent Kaplan told the court that the singer was reprimanded three times by Commissioner Scott Gordon for failing to be reachable by phone.
"Mr. Federline doesn't want to take these two small children out of their mother's life, but what else are we to do?" Mark Vincent Kaplan said.
Spears' lawyer, Anne Kiley, called the drug testing "unconstitutional" and added that just because the singer fails to undergo testing doesn't mean she's actually using drugs. Kiley noted that Britney Spears has passed multiple tests.
Kiley also noted - to laughter from everyone present - that the judge in the custody case just doesn't understand what it's like to be Britney Spears!
The high-powered attorney told the judge her troubled client has received calls as early as 8:00 a.m. Kiley said pop stars don't get up that early, adding, "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know!"
The courtroom erupted in laughter.
Nevertheless, the Commissioner ordered both attorneys to reconvene at 10:30 a.m. PST to hammer out a new plan for insane Britney to take tests. Stay tuned.
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November 9th, 2007 2:42 AM
Finally Britney is getting a chance to prove everyone wrong. The judge is having her to keep taking the drug tests to save face!!! I agree with the lawyer that it is unconstitutional when there was never any evidence of her doing drugs. If all children were taken away because of an absent-minded mother, most would be gone. Britney is not crazy...She is a 25 year-old, under a lot of stress because of continual, teen-age style bullying. Britney, keep proving them wrong...By the way, where is Madonna during all of this?
November 22nd, 2007 6:25 AM
u should leave britney alone let er live er life shes human like all of us an i fink shes funny wen shes doin mad stuff i support er more so gd luck brit im backin ya all the way girl