And now for a rare piece of Britney Spears news that doesn't involve any sort of court proceeding or upskirt / crotch shot photo. Yes, it's true.
The alleged singer is auctioning off a signed copy her new album, Blackout, on eBay, partnering with a celebrity picture agency in that endeavor.
Britney Spears and celebrity photo agency X17 will donate proceeds from the sale to the children's rights group UNICEF.
"I think it's important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere," Spears told her partner X17.
Britney Spears: Always one to give back. And wear pants.
The highest bid as of 5 p.m. Monday? $715. Which is nice and all, but with Brit's $737,000 monthly income, if she wanted to give back, she might be able to do a decent job of it while skipping this whole charade.
Anyway, you had better act fast: The auction ends November 19. You can bid on this mediocre album and support a good cause by clicking here.