No, we don't mean she beat on them in the literal sense, going to town with an umbrella or anything. But would that surprise you even a little bit at this stage?
We doubt it. Anyway. Reputed singer and venerable train wreck Britney Spears may have won The Hollywood Gossip's highly sought-after distinction of 2007's biggest turkey, but she had a less than traditional Thanksgiving day.
Rather than dine with her family, Spears did some pre-Black Friday shopping at the West Hollywood Virgin Megastore with her pal, Sam Lufti.
Pictured above: Britney Spears. Not pictured above: Sam Lutfi.
Sadly, like the rest of us, it will be back to work for Spears on Monday. Yeah, right. Anyway, hope she got a good deal on the CD and movie she picked up.