As we reported earlier this month, Britney Spears finally had a sudden growth of brain cells and hired a driver to help shoulder the load behind the wheel.
Which is great, as the court says she can't drive with Sean Preston and Jayden James in the car, and she sucks at it to boot. Well, it was good while it lasted - mere days later, T.H. Gossip has learned that the driver is already history.
Sean Preston and Jayden James: Fighting for their lives.
The chauffeur/driver Britney Spears hired to drive her, the young children and the famed court monitor around town is resigning his post. The reason:
"Driving for Britney Spears is a liability." Who would've guessed.
A source close to Spears said that the driver and a monitor both had very close calls with paparazzi and other vehicles while driving Spears around.
A close call? Quiet down, you losers. She normally drives through red lights - or with no license, or into other cars, or over the feet of unsuspecting celebrity news reporters! A close call? That's nothing. Call us when you hit someone.