What happened to the Firecrotch?!?

We assume it's still there someplace, but Lindsay Lohan has apparently taken to wearing underwear when she flashes celebrity gossip photographers. That makes our job far less fun.

Ryan Giles must be behind this change, as he wants to be the only person to see Lindsay Lohan nude. But if this is the case, we've got some news for that loser:

You are way too late. Way, way, way, way too late.

Just ask Calum Best, Harry Morton, Criss Angel, Jude Law, AJ Lamas...