If it weren't for Dina Lohan, she'd have the title wrapped up easily. But Lynne Spears is still one of the frontrunners for that (dis)honor.
The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears will have no shortage of material as she pens her personal tell-all of trying to
whore out raise famous daughters.
Lynne and Britney had a falling out in June, when Britney delivered an upsetting letter to her mother following months of erratic behavior and a brief stay in rehab - which Britney blames Lynne Spears for.
Having only recently reconciled with the troubled "singer," the divorced Lynne has inked a lucrative book deal with the publisher Thomas Nelson, according to People.
Publishers Marketplace describes the new book as "Lynne Spears' personal story of
trying to exploit and make tons of money off raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."
Thomas Nelson also publishes Bibles, as well as inspirational (Christian) books and some celebrities' work including Bill Cosby, according to Gawker.com.
The book is set to be published in spring 2008, right around the time we expect Britney Spears to land back in rehab after overdosing on meth.