No, we're not about to review the reality TV mess that is Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
We have no idea why anyone would watch Kim Kardashian prance around with her spoiled family on television, especially when they could watch her getting railed by Ray J on tape instead.
But we are gonna comment on the first names of the sisters, all of which begin with the letter K, no matter how ridiculous they look.
Here's a photo of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim at the - we shudder to say it - party celebrating the premiere of their reality series:
Where is step-brother Brody Jenner? Perhaps he's off changing his name to Krody Jenner.