It's almost Halloween. Do you have your outfit picked out yet?
If not, don't worry. The Hollywood Gossip staff is here to deliver a few tips on this year's hottest celebrity costumes. You could dress as...
WHAT YOU'LL NEED: Only a few "censored by Disney" signs to paste on your otherwise naked body. Cost-efficient.
OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: A Zac Efron. It can be your boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. Either way, just brush the hair in the eyes and lay on a heavy layer of shiny pink lip gloss. He/she will be all set.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
WHAT YOU'LL NEED: Matching blonde hair - hers with extensions, his with a perm - implants, a copy of Us Weekly with you frolicking on the cover and a trick knife, posed to stab anyone and everyone you meet in the back.
OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: A change of clothing, in case any reporters are around that wish to snap a picture of you on the beach... or at a polo match... or in a pumpkin patch.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED: A beehive for hair, some tats and copious amounts of eyeliner.
OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: Said eyeliner running down your tear-stained face, post-catfight marks. Scratches, a beat-up Blake Fielder-Civil and a prostitute carrying around your shared needles.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED: The occasional pink wig. A soot-covered body suit. A broken rib or two. Anything to signify you've been in a train wreck.
OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: Jayden James and Sean Preston. They're always optional for Britney.