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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.

We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).

The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Lindsay Lohan
"Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix."

:snort:

 

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  1. mischalova Says:

    Wait, where do my legs do in that position? Okay, I got it...

  2. Tabitha Says:

    Look bitch, I said I would have your money!

  3. Tabitha Says:

    Oh my god hide me! I just saw how orange I look!!!!

  4. stacia Says:

    I just shat my pants. or Why am I wearing my granny's lipstick?

  5. stacia Says:

    I'm auditioning for Freckle Juice

  6. alli Says:

    Hi, Riley! I just saw your mug shots plastered all over the Internets. What the hell were you up to before you started banging me in rehab?

  7. gbs12 Says:

    Mom? MOM!? Sorry, I can't hear you, I have bad reception.

  8. LiLo_Hater Says:

    "Omigod, Britney did what? Damn... even I wear underwear to Hyde... what a train wreck."

  9. Spencer's Flaccid Weeny Says:

    Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix.

    :snort:

  10. Brandi Says:

    You've got no more coke? You've got to be kidding me! What kind of dealer are you???

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