The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest
Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.
We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).
The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

"Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix."
:snort:
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October 30th, 2007 11:05 AM
Oh No, CRAP, I just broke a nail
October 30th, 2007 11:02 AM
Oh my God, I just spilled my drink
October 29th, 2007 3:37 PM
That was for my mom bitch! Where's my cocaine?
October 29th, 2007 12:16 PM
Riley, I said Calum Best, not you cum the best! -Idiot!!
October 29th, 2007 9:00 AM
"Doctor! I'm aging at a rapid pace! My hands are already 60 and my face is heading towards 30! HELP!!"
(I mean, seriously, look at this girl's hands!! eww!)
October 28th, 2007 10:09 PM
What do you mean crabs?
October 28th, 2007 2:10 PM
I'd stay out of the clubs, would just say no to drugs, If I only had a brain! No more meds for my std's, wouldn't have to worry about dating a parolee...if I only had a brain!
October 28th, 2007 1:59 AM
asking her booky-"what's the over or under on how many months till i'm back in rehab"
October 27th, 2007 10:59 AM
Lindsay, this is the police. We've traced the calls. They are coming from INSIDE YOUR SCARF!!!
October 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood actress, seen chatting on her cell phone.