Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.
We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).
The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!