Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.
We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).
The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!
"Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix."
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October 26th, 2007 2:22 PM
Wait, where do my legs do in that position? Okay, I got it...
October 26th, 2007 2:28 PM
Look bitch, I said I would have your money!
October 26th, 2007 2:29 PM
Oh my god hide me! I just saw how orange I look!!!!
October 26th, 2007 2:33 PM
I just shat my pants. or Why am I wearing my granny's lipstick?
October 26th, 2007 2:34 PM
I'm auditioning for Freckle Juice
October 26th, 2007 3:10 PM
Hi, Riley! I just saw your mug shots plastered all over the Internets. What the hell were you up to before you started banging me in rehab?
October 26th, 2007 3:11 PM
Mom? MOM!? Sorry, I can't hear you, I have bad reception.
October 26th, 2007 3:13 PM
"Omigod, Britney did what? Damn... even I wear underwear to Hyde... what a train wreck."
October 26th, 2007 5:07 PM
Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix.
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October 26th, 2007 5:34 PM
You've got no more coke? You've got to be kidding me! What kind of dealer are you???