The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest
Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.
We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).
The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!
"Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix."
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October 26th, 2007 2:22 PM
Wait, where do my legs do in that position? Okay, I got it...
October 26th, 2007 2:28 PM
Look bitch, I said I would have your money!
October 26th, 2007 2:29 PM
Oh my god hide me! I just saw how orange I look!!!!
October 26th, 2007 2:33 PM
I just shat my pants. or Why am I wearing my granny's lipstick?
October 26th, 2007 2:34 PM
I'm auditioning for Freckle Juice
October 26th, 2007 3:10 PM
Hi, Riley! I just saw your mug shots plastered all over the Internets. What the hell were you up to before you started banging me in rehab?
October 26th, 2007 3:11 PM
Mom? MOM!? Sorry, I can't hear you, I have bad reception.
October 26th, 2007 3:13 PM
"Omigod, Britney did what? Damn... even I wear underwear to Hyde... what a train wreck."
October 26th, 2007 3:51 PM
Wait, You fucking can't get me supply by 2:30, bitch?!?!?
October 26th, 2007 5:07 PM
Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix.
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October 26th, 2007 5:34 PM
You've got no more coke? You've got to be kidding me! What kind of dealer are you???
October 26th, 2007 7:20 PM
Are you serious? You mean I CAN'T get this shitty spray on tan fixed at al! I can't have the paparazzi snap pictures of me like THIS. I need to make more covers than Britney!
October 26th, 2007 7:49 PM
"what do you mean I have chlamydia?"
October 26th, 2007 7:50 PM
"Britney hooked up with another guy? Damn, I'm falling behind!"
October 26th, 2007 9:31 PM
what! i thought we stopped the spreading?
October 26th, 2007 10:15 PM
I just cant think of anything to beat that Freckle Juice comment. That was good!!!
October 26th, 2007 10:20 PM
"Ok so the photog knows to be next to Ivy at noon where I'm gonna back over his entire torso right?? Make sure they snap lots of photos of my dramatic look of horror when I realize what I've done 'kay?! :-O"
October 26th, 2007 11:10 PM
grandma linds
October 26th, 2007 11:12 PM
haggard sober
October 27th, 2007 1:03 AM
Gosh, I have no idea. I love cebrities... yay Celebrits! Well, actually I am totally uninterested in whatever they are doing, or not doing. But love has many different definitions. LOL
October 27th, 2007 1:07 AM
In the last comment, I wanted to say celebritneys, then I misspelled celebrities, and I'm just so glad I'm not famous so that perez dude doesn't know who the heck I am. Anonymity is way cool !!!
October 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood actress, seen chatting on her cell phone.
October 27th, 2007 10:59 AM
Lindsay, this is the police. We've traced the calls. They are coming from INSIDE YOUR SCARF!!!
October 28th, 2007 1:59 AM
asking her booky-"what's the over or under on how many months till i'm back in rehab"
October 28th, 2007 2:10 PM
I'd stay out of the clubs, would just say no to drugs, If I only had a brain! No more meds for my std's, wouldn't have to worry about dating a parolee...if I only had a brain!