The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest

by at . Comments

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and its Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition in which readers must come up with the best caption for a celebrity picture each week. The first edition of the contest didn't disappoint.

We got a lot of great captions this week for sure. Honorable mentions go out to CaptionPlanet, MathiasGorman, TX Chic and alli. But there can be only a single winner (per week) and as this week's, we selected Spencer's Flaccid Weeny (no doubt an homage to the great Spencer Pratt).

The winning caption appears beneath the celebrity photo below. Scroll down for the full list of hilarious replies. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

"Quick! Gimme a dime bag!!! I need a fix."


Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip


THG Caption Contest: Farrah Abraham Plays Football, Makes it Too Easy!

Farrah Abraham is the subject of the latest THG Caption Contest. And with a pic like this, you can see why.

Miley Cyrus Caption Contest: What's She Saying?

Miley Cyrus dances here on stage with a little person. Write your own caption for the photo now!

North West Caption Contest: What's She Saying or Thinking?

North West has been introduced to the world. What do you think the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is saying here?

THG Caption Contest: Royal Baby Edition!

When Prince William and Kate Middleton debuted the Royal Baby, that was a caption contest waiting to happen!


Oh No, CRAP, I just broke a nail


Oh my God, I just spilled my drink


That was for my mom bitch! Where's my cocaine?


Riley, I said Calum Best, not you cum the best! -Idiot!!


"Doctor! I'm aging at a rapid pace! My hands are already 60 and my face is heading towards 30! HELP!!" (I mean, seriously, look at this girl's hands!! eww!)


What do you mean crabs?


I'd stay out of the clubs, would just say no to drugs, If I only had a brain! No more meds for my std's, wouldn't have to worry about dating a parolee...if I only had a brain!


asking her booky-"what's the over or under on how many months till i'm back in rehab"


Lindsay, this is the police. We've traced the calls. They are coming from INSIDE YOUR SCARF!!!


Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood actress, seen chatting on her cell phone.