Okay, so The Hills is clearly fake... but there's no faking this incredibly random pic below, featuring two soap opera stars and a poster-sized Heidi Montag!

At a Boston Cosmo Girl event from October... two young stars of the long-running soap opera As the World Turns - Van Hansis and Michael Graziadei - show their affection for Heidi Montag, who adorns the magazine's cover.

Yes, guys, we know. Heidi Montag is very beautiful. Plastic surgery will do that.

Somewhere, Spencer Pratt is fuming... and thinking of ways to make money. Look for him to hack his own blog, or start a fire and miraculously put it out, soon.