Reportedly, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes cannot say no to Suri Cruise.

So it's not hard to imagine that insane couple purchasing the following holiday gift for their Asian-looking daughter:

Modeled below by Nick Cannon's ex-fiancee, Selita Ebanks, Victoria's Secret Christmas lingerie set comes replete with 9,000 diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires.

We're guessing Kim Kardashian has already purchased a few pairs.

One positive about dating Britney Spears? You won't need to buy her expensive underwear such as this. Or any underwear at all.