How much would you spend for a piece of Britney Spears?
Assuming she wouldn't sleep with you on the first date. Just kidding.
The "singer" is planning to auction off diaries and a slew of other personal belongings, her friend Sam Lutfi tells celebrity photo agency X17.
Sam Lutfi says that Britney Spears would like to donate proceeds "to a children's cause" that she'll announce at a later date.
Ironic, since she can't be bothered with her own children.
It is unknown when the auction will kick off and what Britney Spears items will be up for grabs. Maybe she should just sell off poor Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline while she's at it. Talk about a win-win situation!
"It's something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press," Sam Lutfi tells the celebrity photo agency.
"All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people," Sam Lutfi said, apparently leaving out "stop parading around with no underwear and getting hammered every night of the week."