Riley Giles Alerts Friends to New Celebrity Status

Riley Giles is calling one of three people in the photo below:

1. His friends at home, to brag about his new celebrity status;
2. The doctor's office, to discover the results of his latest STD test;
3. Entertainment news reporters, to cover him and Lindsay Lohan, a la Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Considering the fact that this snowboarder is actually dating Lohan, we can't possibly come to a conclusion about the phone call. How do you get inside the head of someone willing to live so dangerously?

It would be akin to wondering why Sarah Chapman would be surprised that Diddy wasn't exactly gonna be a stay-at-home husband.

Seriously, yo, I bent Lindsay Lohan over like she was Britney Spears and I was J.R. Rotem last night!