Lydia Hearst: All Over Cisco Adler

We have never understood the appeal of this gentleman, but there's little doubt that model / heiress Lydia Hearst is all over Cisco Adler's junk in this photo.

We mean that in the figurative sense, of course. Although the guy has some seriously huge balls. Oh, don't act like you don't know already this from the infamous Cisco Adler nude pic that was circulating around a while back. You know you love it. 

Cisco Adler and Lydia Hearst: Hadler?

Whatever his appeal, the new couple, seen partying around N.Y. City (and getting matching tattoos) of late, sure looks like they're having fun. Which is all good by us.

After all, the long-haired "rocker" used to date Mischa Barton. Surely Lydia Hearst is 10 times cooler than that anorexic waste. Way to move up in the world, Cisco.