Lucy Pinder: I Am the Best Brit in Bed!

Yeah, yeah, there's another Lucy Pinder nude photo below. That's old news at this point.

But check out the quote from this English lingerie model in the corner of the picture. The best at sex? In all of Great Britain?!?

Somewhere, Gemma Atkinson is in shock.

Jodie Marsh is offended.

Katie Price is ready to inflict some serious damage on Pinder with her monstrous breasts.

And Victoria Beckham? Well, she'd be angrier than ever if her robotic, Botox-filled face could muster any emotion.