Ridiculous statements aside, here are a few highlights from the interview Lohan gave the celebrity gossip magazine, soon after she was released from rehab earlier this week...

On her second DUI arrest in less than two months: "[I hit] rock-bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision; the arrest that night helped me come to a point where I had to make one."

On how she she plans to stay on the road to recovery: "[By surrounding myself] with good people who have their hearts and their minds in the right places."

On not saying goodbye to the Hollywood industry: "Absolutely not â€" never! I'm here to stay... My talent is a gift, and I'm going to use it in the right way."

On the the feud between her father, Michael, and mother, Dina: "I wish it would stop. It hurts when two people you love argue with one another. I don't think any child wants to see their parents argue or see their family fall apart. Unfortunately, it happens, and when it does, they should do it with as little effect on their children as possible."