Without any balls to play with in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has resorted to fondling pumpkins.
We hate to think of where this alcoholic is taking the Halloween decoration. She'll probably carve the face of Calum Best into it and then stick it between her legs.
We wonder what music Lindsay Lohan is listening to before she goes to fornicate with a pumpkin. Britney Spears? Kanye West? Rihanna?