Katie Price Boobs to Get Faker

We've kept you apprised on the vagina of Katie Price.

Now, the British model also known as "Jordan" is speaking out about updating her large boobs:

"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They'll still be big, but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."

Sure, who doesn't?

The next time we see Katie Price nude, she'll have a new set of fake boobs.

We already know Heidi Montag, Tara Reid and Kellie Pickler can speak on the talents of American plastic surgeons.