We've kept you apprised on the vagina of Katie Price.

Now, the British model also known as "Jordan" is speaking out about updating her large boobs:

"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They'll still be big, but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."

Sure, who doesn't?

The next time we see Katie Price nude, she'll have a new set of fake boobs.

We already know Heidi Montag, Tara Reid and Kellie Pickler can speak on the talents of American plastic surgeons.