Is There an Eva Longoria Sex Tape?

Easy, fellas.

We know how excited you get over the mere mention of Eva Longoria naked. So we can only imagine how this juicy piece of celebrity gossip must be sitting with you right now.

But despite talk going around of a sex tape featuring the Desperate Housewives star and her new husband, Tony Parker, we have doubts about its authenticity.

First, a quick overview of the reports: Allegedly, the video is already available on pay per view adult film site; however a blog says it's willing to post the tape for all to see after "verifying… legal issues associated with it."

Remember, though: Meg White sex tape rumors were shot down last week. And Eva isn't exactly known for shedding her clothes, and her morals, like Kim Kardashian has in the past.

Therefore, we ask readers to take this news with a grain of salt. A very sexy, alluring grain of salt.