Knowing the players involved, getting "inside" anything that involves Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon might get a bit lewd.
But we're simply referring to details of the wedding ceremony below, not anything that may have gone on under the sheets - or on top of the mini bar - later that night.
According to E! Online, the nuptials took place in one of the private villas at the Mirage Hotel & Casino. White roses decorated the 3,000-foot room for the 90-minute affair, which took place between the Hans Klok magic shows that Anderson has been assisting the last couple weeks.
Despite video evidence that she's anything close to Jordin Sparks when it comes to purity, Anderson wore a white minidress. Salomon donned a black suit and one of his signature black beanies.
The couple's first dance took place to to Alicia Keys' "No One," while catering from the hotel included pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, tuna and lobster tacos and about 10 bottles of Cristal champagne.
Finally, there was a fake four-tier wedding cake about as real as Pamela's boobs, made from cardboard because planners weren't able to find a real one in time.
We just hope Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas are taking notes. You can never order your cardboard cake too soon.
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October 12th, 2007 6:40 PM
Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.
To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term.
Unfortunately, he told the world anyway, and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.
Likely escape plans include;
Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result; folowed by a divorce,(based on his abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
Quick follow-up story!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her false pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
The marraige was built on lies and sand, and as soon as the tide sweeps back in, it will collapse!