Knowing the players involved, getting "inside" anything that involves Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon might get a bit lewd.
But we're simply referring to details of the wedding ceremony below, not anything that may have gone on under the sheets - or on top of the mini bar - later that night.
According to E! Online, the nuptials took place in one of the private villas at the Mirage Hotel & Casino. White roses decorated the 3,000-foot room for the 90-minute affair, which took place between the Hans Klok magic shows that Anderson has been assisting the last couple weeks.
Despite video evidence that she's anything close to Jordin Sparks when it comes to purity, Anderson wore a white minidress. Salomon donned a black suit and one of his signature black beanies.
The couple's first dance took place to to Alicia Keys' "No One," while catering from the hotel included pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, tuna and lobster tacos and about 10 bottles of Cristal champagne.
Finally, there was a fake four-tier wedding cake about as real as Pamela's boobs, made from cardboard because planners weren't able to find a real one in time.
We just hope Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas are taking notes. You can never order your cardboard cake too soon.