Demi Moore Nude Pictures Held Hostage

There are easier ways than this to see Demi Moore naked.

According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, photos of the actress in the buff are being held hostage by a French taxi driver. Couldn't this guy just rent the movie Striptease instead?

Here's the supposed story: Ashton Kutcher left his cell phone in the cab during an April vacation - and it happened to contain over 30 pictures of his beautiful wife nude. Now, the device is being held for a $1 million ransom; the cabbie is threatening to sell the pics to the highest bidder if his demands aren't met.

We're huge fans of Kutcher and Moore. They're a stable couple that's created a loving family, one that actually includes Demi's ex Bruce Willis. And as silly a name as she has, Rumer Willis does seem pretty well-grounded.

But if this story is somehow true, the pair deserves to lose a million bucks. Haven't they learned anything from Vanessa Hudgens naked pics, Katie Rees nude photos... and all the other examples of lewd pictures being leaked?