Fortunately for them, we've found one: Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper.
The ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake and ex-husband of Jennifer Esposito reportedly just spent a romantic New York weekend together.
They dined at Asia de Cuba at Morgans Hotel and then hit the Saturday Night Live after-party at Primehouse on Park Avenue South. We can only assume they spent that part of the night praising the genius of Andy Samberg.
Here's how one witness described Diaz and Cooper's interactions:
They "were very close and lovey. Something is definitely going on, and it's clear they are more than just friends."
So let's name this new couple, readers. Dooper? Bam... eron? What do you think?