Don't worry, ladies, The Hollywood Gossip isn't reserved for photos such as Alicia Machado naked.
We wanna please the fairer gender, as well, which is why our staff has come up with the following topless tussle between TV stars.
On the left, Patrick Dempsey is looking McDreamy in black, white and nary a shirt. The Grey's Anatomy star is featured in this week's Entertainment Weekly photo issue - and it's easy to see why.
On the right, Heroes' Milo Ventimiglia appears to be overwhelmed by his hands. Most women are focused on other body parts of this half-nude hunk, however.
Which shirtless stud do you prefer?