A Gruesome Threesome: Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner, Perez Hilton

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Hot News Item of the Day: There may be a new Britney Spears sex tape.

Not So Hot News Item of the Day: A threesome that involves Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner and Perez Hilton.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Perez Hilton

We were grossed out by the latter thought thanks to the following photo, taken at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles last night.

Why is this image so disgusting? Well, anyone that has heard Kendra laugh on The Girls Next Door knows there are few less arousing sounds in the world; Hefner is like 80; and Hilton is a fat, attention-seeking slob.

We'd prefer to get into bed with John Mayer and Minka Kelly. Seriously. That would be hot.

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That's not a threesome I wanna think about...ha ha.
I'd rather let my imagination run wild on something like this: http://www.showbizzle.com/blog... Or maybe just crop Perez out of the picture.
And Hef too, for good measure.
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Who is this guy? New PR manager? :)) or just part of pr company....

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hate hate hate.... such sad little people..... all the lonely people, where do they all come from...lalala, feel better now?

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Perez is a creepy punk who obviously makes money being cruel and nasty. Celebs should ignore him rather than court his nastiness for fear that they will be his next target. Perez is a disgusting freak who poses as a humanoid.

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perez is the fUGLIEST person i have evr seen.
seriosuly, i use to love hime but now hes just a attention seeking pig
nothing he wirtes is interesing its always the same old sameee.
all about britneyy!
over it.
hes so ugly and fat. who would like him :|
ewww

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I think he is spank because he looks like a pig with pink hair!

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What is up with Perez's eye? did someone punch him out

Perez Hilton Biography

Perez on Privileged The notorious Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, is a popular celebrity gossip blogger who is biased and friends with many... More »
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