This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse: Tori Spelling on Broadway

Tori Spelling could scarcely act well enough to deserve her role on Beverly Hills, 90210.

So now some fools think she'd make a good lead on Broadway?!?

The New York Post reports that the Spelling and husband Dean McDermoot are "are currently in talks" with Chicago producers to strut their stuff in the high-stepping, vaudeville-style musical.

We think Drake Bell and Vanessa Hudgens should be considered for the roles instead.

As of now, though, rumors suggest that Spelling and McDermott would play the roles of Roxie Hart, the murderous heroine of the story, and that of her crooked lawyer, Billy Flynn.

The production has seen other married couples in these parts: Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, as well as Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, have starred in this current incarnation of Chicago.

Perhaps the most famous guest star to land in the long-running revival musical, however, was Usher. He portrayed Flynn for a few months in 2006.

There was no Tameka Foster sighting on stage, however, to the delight of the singer's fans.