Assuming you've stopped laughing after the series premiere of Reaper - and you're welcome for that suggestion, by the way - take a look at the television match-up on tap for tonight:
In one corner, we have Michelle Ryan and Bionic Woman. A remake of a hit series from the 1970s, this action-packed drama stars the British actress as a newly robotic fighting machine. And if that weren't enough to entice viewers, there's a special guest star appearing for few episodes:
We wonder which sexual preference he'll insult this time.
Opposing Bionic Woman at 9 p.m. tonight (it's a good thing they make DVRs now, huh?) is Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin-off starring Kate Walsh.
It looks to be a bit more comedic than its predecessor, but don't worry, ladies, there' still a round of McHotties to keep you interested. Taye Diggs and Tim Daly are pieces of eye candy that are just about as tasty as they come.
You can't see Michelle Ryan nude or Kate Walsh nude tonight. But you can see these actresses star in their hit new shows.