Terrorists Hope to Kill Britney Spears, Madonna
Please, no one tell Chris Crocker the following.
We fear for what that insane YouTube poster and Britney Spears fan would do if he discovered that terrorists were out to murder his beloved train wreck. And this was before they saw her MTV Video Music Awards performance!
According to Aaron Klein's new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists," our nation's enemies love celebrity gossip as much as we do.
In an interview with hater Muhammad Abdel-Al, the bad guy referred to Britney and Madonna as "prostitutes" and said: "If these two... keep doing what they will do, we of course will punish them... We can stone them and even we can kill them."
It's true. Check out the book's table of contents for yourself:
 
Of course, there are some celebrities the terrorists love, such as Richard Gere, Jane Fonda and Sean Penn. We're also guessing they won't do harm to Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli... although she is dating an American in Andy Baldwin. So it's hard to say.
Naturally, the book also claims Jihadists love Mel Gibson.
Which is ironic. Because they hate freeeedooooom!
September 13th, 2007 1:22 PM
I am scared more for the life of the fat man in this clip poking fun at Britney and what this Chris fellow might do to him rather than some terrorist pulling a jihad on Britney.
http://www.hollywoodsquared.com/videos/britney-spears-vma/
God Speed fat man.
September 16th, 2007 6:23 PM
we wouldn't miss brit or madonna if the terrorists did something to them, they would be doing us a favor.
September 16th, 2007 6:53 PM
why don't the terrorists take care of them? America wants that.
January 4th, 2008 11:08 PM
you can see many videos with them at http://www.whyfame.com/
April 8th, 2008 12:08 PM
I hate you Britney Spears.And i hope to kill you.Your sister looks way way way way way better than you.My whole generation thinks that about you.So that is all except this:
I HATE YOU!
September 3rd, 2008 6:21 PM
I hate that c**t Madonna. Would love to see that wild-guy get her!