Secret Witness Arrives to Testify Against Britney Spears; Train Wreck's Attorney Calls it Quits
It's hard to believe that the life of Britney Spears could get any worse, but reports suggest that her custody fight with ex-husband Kevin Federline is getting worse by the day.
First, there's the "secret witness" (pictured entering court today) that attorney Gloria Allred is produing - a person said to be the trump card K-Fed is counting on to win custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston.
Reports suggest this mystery person may be a drug dealer or bodyguard, but that remains unsubstantiated. Federline's legal team has already subpoenaed everyone from Daimon Shippen to Alli Sims and Larry Rudolph in the case.
As for Britney Spears' legal team? That's in turmoil as well.
Laura Wasser will officially submit legal papers formally withdrawing herself as the singer's attorney today, with sources saying Britney Spears' new lawyer will be another high-profile attorney by the name of Marci Levine.
Despite Spears' drinking habits, stint in rehab, repeated endangering of Sean and Jayden, and pattern of clubbing with no underwear, the cutthroat Wasser was somehow able to hammer out a 50-50 custody split with K-Fed.
But reportedly Britney was a problem client who just didn't listen and follow the advice Laura Wasser gave so Spears could maintain that custody and end this war.
Now Federline wants 70-30 custody, and it's someone else's problem, bitch.


September 17th, 2007 12:48 PM
Who would you give your kids to? A junkie, mentally troubled woman or a loser, flake-of-a-father? Click on my name to vote and help brit or Kfed out.
September 17th, 2007 7:05 PM
she alienates everyone she deals with. everyone hates her. when her kids grow up they'll write Britney Dearest and it will be a smelly best seller!
September 17th, 2007 8:11 PM
i wonder if her Daddy is proud of her showing her coochie in public. maybe he is zooming in on it. lovely daughter she is.
September 17th, 2007 8:29 PM
PIGFARM = BRITNEY'S HOUSE
September 18th, 2007 9:31 PM
WHOREHOUSE = BRITNEY'S HOME
HER DAD IS THE FATHER OF HER 2 SMELLY PIGLETS.
September 18th, 2007 9:43 PM
no it is zitfarm + STDs = BRITNEY'S SHACK