Sean Preston Federline Looks to Trade in Mom

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From cigarettes to lollipops to Criss Angel, we know Britney Spears has some kind of serious oral fixation. But pacifiers, that's taking it a bit far.

At least we think so, and it would appear our feelings on the matter are shared by others, such as her eldest son, Sean Preston Federline. Take a look ...

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Sean Preston dreams of going on a show called "Mom Swap."

Counting down the days until he can legally emancipate himself from his parents, the cute, troubled Sean Preston wears this distressed look quite often these days.

It's easy to see why. When Britney Spears isn't out until the wee hours at clubs with no underwear, she's blowing smoke in his face or putting Jayden James' pacifiers in her own mouth. And the court didn't give K-Fed sole custody?

She and Snoop Dogg have some really good lawyers.

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no the pacifier has ambien on it and she's gonna drop the kid AGAIN. Those kids are brain damaged by now from her wacko behavior anyway.

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the pacifier has COCAINE on it and she should OD soon but put the kid down first.

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Ok, now you guys are just being ridiculous. Yes we all know Brit is messed up, but why are you making stuff up? Don't you have anything else to write about? Anyone ever think maybe he dropped his pacifier and being out in public pursued by these idiot photographers she didn't have a place to wash it. Most new moms know you can clean them off by putting them in your own mouth. And as for the look of distress, you'd be pretty damn upset if a bunch of people were chasing you and your mom shouting and flashing cameras in the poor little guys face. You guys make me sick.

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Kentwood, Louisiana
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Britney Jean Spears

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Britney Spears [on New York City]

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