Person in Need of Professional Help Bashes Celebrity Gossip Bloggers, Defends Britney Spears
T.H. Gossip Correction: When we declared that Britney Spears' performance at the VMAs was panned universally, we were mistaken. One person is still fond of Spears - and off his/her medication hating on the celebrity news media for bashing her.
On YouTube, Chris Crocker passionately defends Brit - and herself, promising that the display of emotion below (which has to be seen to be believed) is real.
"Yes, I was REALLY crying, you f*%king morons," he/she (we can't tell) writes. "The one time I'm NOT acting- everyone says I am. I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched full screen I am clearly crying, a$$holes."
Okay then. Without further ado, you gotta peep this...
This hysterical, distraught Britney Spears fanatic, who should really consider enlisting a whole team of psychologists, ASAP, implores: "How f*%king dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she's been through!?"
She has, indeed, been through a lot. Like parading around with no underwear at clubs. Girl deserves a break. How could anyone make light of such a thing.
We take it all back. Happy now, Chris Crocker?
September 11th, 2007 8:40 PM
National Lampoon has uncovered the full extent of Britney Spears bomb of a come back attempt performing "Gimme More" at the MTV 2007 VMA'S. Watch Britney Bomb one more time in all her horrific glory.
September 11th, 2007 11:29 PM
What a spaz. I think this is Britney's train wreck brother :)
September 12th, 2007 6:11 PM
Being passionate about other people is a great quality that more of us should have, but when people like Chris defend someone like Britney Spears for "All she has been through" it kind of defeats the purpose. What is it exactly that Ms Spears has gone through that was not her fault. Saying she loves to smoke because it makes her voice sound better, being a horrible mother to both of her kids, Partying naked, and walking around drunk. Not showing up for her commitments, and of course an horrible attempt to lip sync one of her own songs that she did not seem to know. I do hope Chris see's how somewhat ridiculous it is to stand up for someone who has brought it all on herself like Britney Spears
September 13th, 2007 12:03 AM
LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!
the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvI1LR3vybE
September 14th, 2007 8:22 PM
He is a crazy cousin of hers. He is the perfect reason why America should boycott her.
September 15th, 2007 9:46 PM
omg this chick needs a xanax!!!!!
September 23rd, 2007 10:20 PM
My son went to school with Chris and he was indeed mocked and picked on. (Yes, I know his real identity and where he lives but I will never tell because he doesn't want it told, and I don't blame him!) Anyway, he sure has found a gimmick that seems to work for him.
September 30th, 2007 12:58 PM
Everyone already knows he is from Bristol, TN.
September 30th, 2007 1:03 PM
Also his real name is Chris Cunningham
January 1st, 2008 3:55 AM
what did this guy ever do before britney? Did he even have a job?He seems to have a lot of spare time on his hands. Did he just live off of grandmas good will or something. He seems like a Mix between Bi-polar and skytsophrenic (yes I know I spelt that wrong:))
January 17th, 2008 11:11 AM
he lives off of Hwy. 126 right behing Sullivan Central High School in Blountville, Tn.
February 16th, 2008 3:36 PM
Why the hell are you giving out his personal information? There are people who have said in no uncertain terms that they would kill him because he's gay. He has made it clear that he does not want people to know his real name and hometown, so please stop, even if you do find him annoying or obnoxious, etc. Have some decency, please.
February 19th, 2008 5:21 PM
Thank you, Carr and to hell with Lili. I'm one step closer to meeting him now. :D (or at least his grandma)
February 26th, 2008 9:12 AM
Don't say where he lives, idiots. So many people threaten his life on Youtube.