We all know Christina Aguilera is pregnant - and has large boobs as a result of it.
Nevertheless, the Dirrty singer is yet to go public with this information, and we respect her privacy on the matter. Paris Hilton, however? Not so much.
Looking for yet another way to make celebrity news headlines, the heiress who hasn't changed one iota since her stint in jail announced the following to a packed nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend:
"Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You're gorgeous," Hilton said at about 2 a.m. Sunday at a Christina Aguilera-hosted party.
The singer appeared temporarily shocked, People magazine reported, as she sat in her perch in the elevated VIP booth. She sank her head into the shoulder of husband Jordan Bratman as her friends looked shocked.
Of course Xtina had no choice but to quickly recover, so she laughed along with Hilton and the crowd â€" which included Adrien Grenier, Melanie Brown, Criss Angel and cast members from The Hills â€" erupted in applause.
And we couldn't be happier for Aguilera, as well. We just hope Paris goes back to minding her own business and making sex tapes.