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No, Sarah Larson did not injure herself staring into the eyes of George Clooney.

Although any woman could understand how distracting that could be. The actor should come with a "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Looking at Me" warning attached to his face.

Instead, Larson is shown here on crutches as a result of a motorcycle accident she and Clooney suffered through last week. But no major damage was done.

At least not compared to the itching and burning sensation Alex Vaggo is stuck with right about now.

A limp is a slight price to pay for Sarah Larson to be dating George Clooney. Here the happy couple is attending the premiere of Clooney's new movie, Michael Clayton.

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Another day, another new guy who has seen Paris Hilton nude in person.

The HO-tel heiress was spotted out last night in New York City with young Swedish model Alex Vaggo.

According to reports, however, Vaggo is far from Stavros Niarchos when it comes to his bank account. Fresh out of college, Alex works in a pizza restaurant, as he tries to build his modeling portfolio. Page Six says this new couple met "on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood," where he was staying as a $27-a-night tourist.

In this photo, Paris Hilton and Alex Vaggo look almost as in love as Shiri Appleby and Zach Braff.

"Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him," said a celebrity gossip source. "He's living much better now."

That's for sure. As long as you ignore the daily STD tests Vaggo must now undertake.

Tyler Atkins could tell him all about it. So could six or seven dozen other men. Over the last year.

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Britney Spears' pants where probably off somewhere, but her custody battle was totally back on - in a courtroom again Monday afternoon.

Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and Britney Spears' newest attorney, Sorrell Trope, met behind closed doors in an L.A. court.

The goal? To "refine certain areas" of the judge's order last week that has Spears required to submit to random drug tests twice a week, as well as to periodic alcohol testing, and to undergo parenting classes.

Trope said that judge Scott Gordon the order putting the new custody-related restrictions in place. Trope did not say when the testing would go into effect.

ABOVE: Britney Spears and cousin / BFF / biatch Alli Sims returning to L.A. from a weekend in Atlanta. Or as Britney would call it "Lanner." Dirty south, y'all!

The custody hearing comes on the heels of:

  • Friday's filing of misdemeanor hit-and-run charges against the alleged singer by the L.A. city attorney, stemming from a previous incident.
  • The testimony of former bodyguard Tony Barretto that he saw Britney Spears abuse drugs and alcohol, endangering her two kids.

Mark Vincent Kaplan said he does not expect the filing of the charges last week to impact the scheduled November 26 hearing on Kevin Federline's request to increase his custody time with the former couple's two young sons.

They currently split 50-50 custody of sons Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1. When Britney's not neglecting them, of course.

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The season premiere of Dancing with the Stars was ladies night - and Sabrina Bryan was feeling alright.

The Cheetah Girl impressed us more than any other dancing celebrity (although how adorable is Jennie Garth?!?) during the opening of this reality competition. While Cameron Mathison and the fellas go on tonight, here's a recap of Bryan's routine with Dancing with the Stars newbie, Mark Ballas:

Tony Dovolani, Marissa Jaret Winokur

Bryan said she wanted to bring a fresher edge to the show, while Ballas referred to himself a dancing ninja. We guess that's a good thing. But both of these contestants obviously wanna make a good first impression.

They danced the Cha Cha to"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, delivering a lively, unconventional routine. Bryan is obviously one of the most natural dancers among the ladies, seeing as she does it for a living. Seems a bit unfair, but we're let it slide.

Here wee the judges reactions: Carrie Ann acknowledged that the performance was "fierce," but wished for a routine with less of a hip-hop influence. Bruno called Sabrina a "bewitching blonde dynamo," and praised the couple's precision. Len commented on the couple's level of excitement. Score: 26.

Wanna check out the rest of the Dancing with the Stars performances? Follow our link now.

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Following a whirlwind Monday morning to promote the upcoming season of her hit NBC series Heroes, Hayden Panettiere stopped by to autograph water bottles and more for parched fans outside Live With Regis & Kelly in New York.

Hayden Panettiere: Sexy Cowgirl

For once, we're not even going to make cracks about Hayden Panettiere's age (18), attractiveness (she really is so hot) or co-star / probable beau (Milo Ventimiglia).

We're just gonna tell you to check out this recap of last night's Heroes.

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Seriously, if there's one woman we could see taking it all off for PETA, it would be Dita Von Teese. Nude is her middle name. Just kidding. It's Von.

Just kidding about that, too. It's Renee.

Sexy Dita Von Teese Pic

The point is, a new PETA ad features Dita Von Teese. And she's somehow more covered up than those Alicia Silverstone nude ads for the same group!

But just because we won't see Dita Von Teese nude doesn't mean the burlesque queen doesn't still manage to entice. As the teacher of every schoolboy's dreams - in a tight a pink corset, wearing stilettos and fishnet stockings - she's well aware of the effect she's having on her apt pupils.

PETA at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Fresh off a campaign that made the media sit up last week and take notice when it unveiled a new PSA featuring Alicia Silverstone naked, the animal-rights group unveiled a new ad featuring the sultry Dita Von Teese as she teaches her ABCs - which stands for Animal Birth Control.

The ad quotes Dita Von Teese as saying:

"Nearly 4 million dogs and cats are put to death in the U.S. every year because there are not enough good homes. You can help prevent this - always spay or neuter your animals, and if you're considering adding a dog or cat to your family, please adopt from your local animal shelter."

PETA has perfected the art of using celebrities - and racy, offbeat images - to deliver animal-rights messages that might otherwise be rebuffed.

Among the A-list stars and bold-faced names it has partnered up with over the years: Oscar winners Forest Whitaker, Charlize Theron and Kim Basinger; Pamela Anderson; Paul McCartney; supermodel Christy Turlington; former NBA rebel Dennis Rodman; The Sopranos' Edie Falco; and Alyssa Milano.

Last week, Alicia Silverstone's ad was deemed too much for Houston, where it was blocked from cable TV. Who has a problem with Alicia nude? Jerks.

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Please. Tell us it's not so.

We'll sit in a locked room with nothing more than Britney Spears' new songs and Lindsay Lohan's awful I Know Who Killed Me to entertain us for a full week. Just please, if you have any compassion, spare us this piece of news.

Perez Hilton reported yesterday that singer-songwriter and Grade A douche John Mayer was spotted cozying up to a girl in Austin, Texas. And sources on the scene in Austin say that the girl was - or looked exactly like - Minka Kelly.

The star of Friday Night Lights (which films in Austin) is not only the hottest TV cheerleader around (sorry, Hayden Panettiere), but one of our favorite young stars. The mere thought of her in John Mayer's arms inspires waves of nausea.

Please. Let this John Mayer and Minka Kelly rumor be just that.

Hopefully, this turns out to be mere celebrity gossip and not a romance we have to read about in the tabloids. Then again, John Mayer seems to cycle through babes quick, so if they are dating, at least she'll be single again by November.

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Good Luck Chuck looks like an awful movie.

That being said, we don't deny the film's premise: Jessica Alba is hot.

The former star of the TV series Dark Angel has made a career out of this fact - and we're proud to document it in the photo tribute below:

In Honey, Alba did her best impression of Shakira. The actress starred as a dance teacher and those hips weren't uttering any lies as far as we could tell. And we stared at them closely.

Then there was Sin City. And, truth be told, Alba should have to go to confessional for simply looking this sexy.

Good Luck Chuck - co-starring Dane Cook - may not show Jessica Alba nude, but the movie's entirely plot is simply based on the fact that she's attractive.

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TMZ, the outfit that has broken stories including the one about Mel Gibson and his raging drunkenness, now has "TMZ on TV." Perez Hilton, star of a juvenile celebrity gossip blog, is the star of a new VH1 show called "What Perez Sez."

It may be too late to go back, what with Us Weekly dominating newsstands and with cell-phone cameras in the pockets of a generation trained to take pictures first, post them to the Web second and ask questions ... never.

But now that the celebrity news and gossip eruption has oozed into TV, it is time, the Chicago Tribune opines, to rein in our salacious instincts and say "enough."

Enough with the endless chronicling of Lindsay Lohan. Enough with the non-stop steam of Britney Spears "news."

Enough with encouraging the prevailing celebrity gossip attitude that says, "You are famous, and so have relinquished all right to reasonable treatment."

It is one thing to report vigorously on illegal doings by people who happen to be well known, quite another to troll L.A. streets in hopes of catching Hollywood gossip or non-ordinary behavior â€" borrowing $5 from a friend to pay the valet â€" and then turn it, with commentary, rancid.

It may make even the most star-crazed among us queasy at times, but stars, for their fame, have sacrificed the right to complain, according to Mario Lavandeira, the celebrity gossip blogger better known as Perez Hilton.

"My position is that politicians and celebrities have made a choice to live life in the public arena, and when you're a public figure, you need to be prepared for the public talking about you," he says.

Lavandeira's idea of commentary is to scrawl on photos he posts: "Suicide watch" on a Britney Spears picture, male genitalia on a guy next to Jessica Simpson.

Of such amazing wit, superstardom is born.

Surprisingly, he's almost charming in the TV show. TMZ, on the other hand, gets nastier on TV, in part because it often has scant celebrity news to report and has to fill time with old footage and commentary.

"This is not my bag. I am a lawyer. I did investigative reporting," says Harvey Levin, the former TV producer who started TMZ for AOL Time Warner.

He stars in "TMZ on TV" as sort of the guiding intellectual force. This involves saying, "I love it," when told of some new naked photos or footage.

But he can't quite muster a defense of what TMZ does. He is eloquent on his site's reporting standards - pretty good in terms of breaking news, much less so in making fair use of video it accumulates trolling Hollywood late at night.

Ask him why TMZ is important or necessary, and you get something along the lines of a Miss Teen South Carolina (Lauren Caitlin Upton) stammer, to use another recent Internet gossip victim as an example.

Continue reading this Chicago Tribune indictment of Hollywood gossip ...

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Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. And shame to all of you who actually believed this celebrity gossip rumor to be true.

"It's 100 percent false. Someone doctored a J-14 article and posted this online," publicist Meghan Prophet told People magazine about the talk. "It's ridiculous and completely untrue. Miley is not pregnant. She just wrapped season two of Hannah Montana and will go on tour beginning October 18."

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus

Granted, we never would have believed Vanessa Hudgens naked photos were real two weeks ago, either. But, still, let's give Cyrus a bit of credit here, folks.

The rumors began circulating when a blog posted a fake interview with the teen singer, supposedly given to J-14 magazine, saying she was expecting a baby.

While Cyrus is not going all Nicole Richie on the world, she is about to hit the road for a 54-date tour that kicks off on Octover 18 in St. Louis.

"Miley is opening for me in Nashville," her dad, singer Billy Ray Cyrus, said, noting that she'll actually be playing to a much larger crowd than her father, who comes to Tennessee the next night. "She plays the [Sommet Center] arena with 18,000 people on Thursday night and I play the Wildhorse Saloon for 1,800 on Friday."