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When Britney Spears left a recording studio in Burbank, Calif., last night, she apparently needed to take the edge off. We're talking right away.

As Britney sat down in the passenger seat of her white Mercedes, her assistant, BFF and possible cousin, Alli Sims clandestinely handed her a margarita ... in front of, oh, about 50 members of the celebrity news media. Give or take.

One would think that since a judge ordered Britney to undergo random drug and alcohol testing that she might lay off the booze... at least a little. Or in the car. With four dozen photographers surrounding her. Wow.

Alli Sims hands Britney Spears a drink after a hard night's work.

Putting aside the fact that this is exactly the kind of asinine behavior that has left Britney on the cusp of losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James... this kind of thing is also, well, not legal. To quote California state law ...

"Section 23223 (b): No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands... any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed."

How many laws can Britney break in one week? How many tampons will she need the paparazzi to fetch for her? When will the next upskirt come? Stay tuned.

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You know, just when you think you're going to get through a day without seeing his ugly mug, Perez Hilton appears. This time, he's with lovely Audrina Patridge of The Hills, who apparently hides disgust well. She should be a poker player!

Audrina For Bongo

ABOVE: Perez Hilton torments us by cozying up to Audrina Patridge.

The pic above kind of speaks for itself. One of our favorite celebrities with one of our... no comment. Let's just talk about how much we love Audrina and The Hills!

When we first were exposed to Audrina Patridge, we weren't so sure about her. She seemed a little phony and uninteresting. But we've come around on Audrina since she moved in with Lauren Conrad. She's a member of Team LC, and isn't into shameless self-promotion, so we really have no problems with this cutie!

Now, Heidi Montag, on the other hand ...

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Yup, this pretty much sums up Heidi Montag in our estimation. Appearing on celebrity news sites, holding up copies of tabloids bearing her picture.

No matter what it might take, folks - fake boobs, a sham engagement, preening for the cameras at every turn - Heidi Montag is determined to be famous!

Fake Newlyweds

Heidi Montag's #1 fan holds up the new Us Weekly, featuring Heidi Montag.

Here, The Hills outcast revels in her newfound cover girl status at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party at L.A. hot spot Opera Thursday.

Montag's pimp manager and boyfriend (sorry, "fiance") Spencer Pratt was also on hand, showing affection for his ho girl by kissing and cuddling in public.

Shocking and breaking news, we know. We want everyone to show their love for these D-list celebrities by picking out a nice gift on their fake wedding registry.

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High School Musical co-stars Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale proved two things during their shopping spree in L.A. this week:

  1. They may not hate each other after all.
  2. They can appear in pictures with their clothes on.

But the real question, of course, is: Which young star looks better? Here's a quick look at what the respective girlfriends of Zac Efron and Jared Murillo are sporting...

Kendall Jenner Fashion

Hudgens is wearing a basic white shirt with a silk scarf tied around her neck and the ultimate accessory on celebrity divas: over-sized sunglasses.

Tisdale, meanwhile, is going for the rocker chic look in her skinny black jeans, trendy oxford booties and Chanel sunglasses.

You tell us, celebrity gossip fans: Who looks better?

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Christina Aguilera, who?

There's a new Queen of Dirrrty - and it's... Oprah Winfrey?!?

Oprah at the Mic

No, seriously, check it out:

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What hole? We don't get it. Maybe Karrine Steffans can explain it to us.

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For those of you complaining that 100 percent of our Hayden news is focused on Heroes' Hayden Panettiere ... here's a Hayden Christensen sighting!

This handsome young actor, best known for completely butchering the legendary character of portraying Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, is seen here getting into a hot hybrid Lexus on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

Takers Movie Poster

The Lexus might not be the only ride Hayden Christensen takes today.

The owner of said car? None other than Rachel Bilson, who he's been dating for awhile now! You don't hear a lot about this couple in the media.

Besides his hellacious acting ability, we don't know why. She's really cute at least! Then again, she's not exactly a media whore. Talking to you, Heidi Montag.

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Come on. Who do you think she is?

  • Paris Hilton?
  • Britney Spears?
  • Lindsay Lohan?

She's not. Hayden Panettiere has some actual talent - not to mention brains when it comes to handling the invasive celebrity news media.

Hayden Panettiere Fashion

For the second consecutive day, the Heroes starlet managed to thwart a potential upskirt / crotch shot from the eager paparazzi as she exited a vehicle on her press tour. All we got to see on Larry King Live was her pretty face. That's a good thing.

Denied! Hayden Panettiere nixes another crotch shot.

Your score, after two days: Hayden Panettiere 2, Paparazzi 0. Photographers hoping for a Hayden Panettiere upskirt shot might as well quit trying now.

The girl can't even buy beer. She's not going to get drunk and let her guard down. As for what co-star Milo Ventimiglia sees behind closed doors, that's another story.

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You've missed celebrity gossip updates about Lindsay Lohan, haven't you?

Go on, admit that you can't stand this booze hound of a skank... yet also can't wait to see what she'll do next.

According to her evil mother, Dina Lohan, here's the answer: nothing. Contrary to reports stating otherwise, the Firecrotch Queen will not be leaving the Cirque Lodge rehab program in Utah this weekend.

People magazine reports that Dina emailed Access Hollywood this week with the breaking news that her daughter is "staying in Utah."

For those that think Kiefer Suhterland is the first star to drive drunk, don't forget: Lindsay's treatment at the facility began last month, following her early morning July 24 arrest in Santa Monica on suspicion of DUI after a brief car chase.

From there, a small amount of cocaine was found on the ex-sexual partner of (deep breath now...) Calum Best, Harry Morton, Jude Law, Criss Angel, AJ Lamas, James Blunt and many others.

Immediately after she was booked, her attorney blabbered on about how Lohan had "relapsed" and was receiving "medical care."

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Michael Vick is totally becoming a chew toy ... literally (for dogs) and figuratively (for the legal system)! The problems just keep piling on!

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has obtained court documents that indicate the embattled NFL star tested positive for marijuana September 13, and will now face even more strict release conditions from a federal court judge.

In court documents yesterday, the judge ordered Michael Vick to submit to drug testing, "for determining whether the defendant is using a prohibited substance."

The judge also ordered Vick to stay in his Virginia home - with electronic ankle monitoring - every day from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. No Les Deux for you, #7! Moreover, he has to foot the bill for the service. It's a dog-eat-dog world, no?

ABOVE: A stressed out Michael Vick looks to roll a joint at a press conference following a tough Falcons loss. It's tough running an NFL offense and a dogfighting ring.

In addition, Vick has been ordered to attend a substance therapy program and get mental health counseling. Vick will be sentenced to prison time on December 10, after entering a guilty plea in federal court on charges related to dogfighting.

He faces up to five years in prison. The State of Virginia is also filing new charges against Vick, though his lawyers contend that legally, he can not be convicted for the same heinous, ridiculous, stupid crimes twice.

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If anyone needs a break from Hollywood right now, it's Britney Spears.

But if anyone else could use a bit of rest and relaxation, it's Kristen Bell.

Pic of Kristen Bell

The former star of Veronica Mars is involved in numerous projects at the moment. She deserves the bikini-clad break it looks like she's taken below.

Move over, Kristin Cavallari and your bikini. Another Kristen has something to say about looking good in a bathing suit.

Here's a review of what Bell has been up to:

  • She recently completed filming on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a movie title worth remembering when it hits the theaters in the spring. How come? Because it's the next, hilarious Seth Rogan film.
  • She's the voice of Gossip Girl in, well, Gossip Girl. That CW show is picking up a cult following.
  • She'll be guest starring on the series Heroes, beginning in a few weeks. Perhaps you've heard of that NBC drama.

So, take a load off, Kristen. We can't wait to hear and see more from you.

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