Kim Porter is not saving the drama for her mama.
She's aiming it directly at ex-boyfriend Diddy.
In an interview with Essence.com that People magazine summed up, Porter said she went out of her way to make the break-up with Diddy dramatic, waiting until Combs was out of town before packing up the house and taking everything â€" including the cars, the kitchen table and the nursery furniture for their youngsters.
"Because there was no other way. You think he would have let me walk out the door? He wouldn't have wanted me to go," she said.
"I wanted to be dramatic. I wanted him to know I wasn't breaking up with him for two weeks â€" or maybe leaving for two days. If I pack up everything â€" twins and all â€" it means I'm out! Puffy's an action person, not a talk person. So I had to have an action. Telling him, 'Babe, I'm leaving ?' was not gonna do it."
Meanwhile, did Diddy's alleged affair with Sienna Miller - or the rumor that he fathered a child with another woman - have anything to do with it?
"Hmmm ... Well, that definitely was part of it."
In the end, though, Porter says she "left because at this point in my life I want something different for myself. I invested 10 years, I have children, and I've always stood by him. But now it's time for me and what I want to do for Kim."
Makes sense to us. Especially the use of the third person. Michael Vick would be proud.