Kim Kardashian Takes Self-Portrait

Where is Ray J when you need him?

With no sex tape partner in sight, Kim Kardashian is forced to capture herself on film. But shouldn't the socialite point that camera downward a bit in order to shoot her best feature?

Lucy Pinder is smart enough to get her breasts into every shot. It's just common sense, Kim.

Call us crazy, but we'd rather see Kim Kardashian nude than... not nude.