Jude Law has broken the hearts of women around the world.
But he now stands accused of breaking something else: the rules of society!
TMZ reports that the handsome actor turned himself in to London police Tuesday after allegedly beating the pulp out of a celebrity gossip reporter outside of the star's home.
A police spokesman wouldn't identify Law by name, but said: "A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale [who has Sienna Miller nude] was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station."
Amazingly enough, Law is both 34 years old and lives in Maida Vale. Moreover, he was snapped leaving a police station, smiling, shortly after the alleged incident.
Hey, Jude! You can't hit people! Who do you think you are, Jason Wahler?
According to a published report, the battered photographer says Law went crazy, accusing the paparazzi of being a pedophile that only wanted to shoot Jude's children. Even if this were true, it's not an act of pedophilia, Jude, merely greed.
Are you not aware of how much magazines pay for Jayden James photos, for example? Or Suri Cruise pics, for that matter?
Police say the "34-year-old" was released on bail. A court date was set for sometime in October.
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5 Comments
September 5th, 2007 1:48 PM
wHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT THE PHOTO IS WORTH - IS IT WORTH THE KIDNAPPING OR WORSE OF A CHILD? is IT NOT THE DUTY OF FATHER TO PROTECT HIS HIS PRIVATE LIFE TO THE GREED OF A PAPARAZZI? hE'S MADE HIS
VIEWS CLEAR AND STILL THEY COME AHND TAUNT
HIM AND STALK HIM RIGHT IN FRON TOF HIS HOME? i SEE NO JUSTICE IN THAT, SO HE SOUGHT HIS OWN (MAYBE OR MAYBE THIS GUY IS LYING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED? )i'M WITH jUDE
ALL THE WAY. thESE GUYS AR ALL ABOUT THE $$$
AND COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHO GOT HURT
September 5th, 2007 9:22 PM
If the article is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny. I agree with the poster Sandy. Jude is right to protect his kids. I hope that paparazzi scumbag gets gangrene in his arm.
September 23rd, 2007 9:50 AM
Another lame-ass blurb about a lame-ass pap getting himself shoved around by celebs who don't want to take their crap. Jude is subjected to photogs all the time, so there had to be a reason for this. I'm sure the pap went too far in some way. I'm for paps being off limits in celebs neighborhoods.
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