Jude Law-Breaker: Actor Arrested After Attack on Celebrity News Reporter

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Jude Law has broken the hearts of women around the world.

But he now stands accused of breaking something else: the rules of society!

TMZ reports that the handsome actor turned himself in to London police Tuesday after allegedly beating the pulp out of a celebrity gossip reporter outside of the star's home.

A police spokesman wouldn't identify Law by name, but said: "A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale [who has Sienna Miller nude] was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station."

Amazingly enough, Law is both 34 years old and lives in Maida Vale. Moreover, he was snapped leaving a police station, smiling, shortly after the alleged incident.

Hey, Jude! You can't hit people! Who do you think you are, Jason Wahler?

According to a published report, the battered photographer says Law went crazy, accusing the paparazzi of being a pedophile that only wanted to shoot Jude's children. Even if this were true, it's not an act of pedophilia, Jude, merely greed.

Are you not aware of how much magazines pay for Jayden James photos, for example? Or Suri Cruise pics, for that matter?

Police say the "34-year-old" was released on bail. A court date was set for sometime in October.

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