Last week, The Hollywood Gossip reported that L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services was conducting a child abuse investigation into Britney Spears and the way she's raising her kids (if you can call it that).
We now know more, thanks to TMZ. Apparently, three anonymous complaints were filed July 2, accusing Britney Spears of everything under the sun.
All three allegations were investigated and two were promptly closed out. As for the third, DCFS apparently just dropped the ball and left it hanging.
The complaint that wasn't closed out? Allegations that the dental hygiene and eating habits of Sean Preston and Jayden James are scarily bad.
There's also a claim that her kitchen cabinets were not baby-proofed in Britney's mansions, and the kids could get into dishwashing liquid and whatnot.
Hey, Amy Winehouse does shots of that $h!t for fun.
In any case, the DCFS could have gone to the dependency court and filed a petition, which would signal the Department was taking it all seriously.
That hasn't happened, partly because insiders tell TMZ that, believe it or not, Britney Spears' kitchen cabinets do have proper kiddie locks. Take that, ya'll!
On an unrelated note, we decided to post a picture of Britney Spears to remind you of how hot she used to be. Those eyes are just screaming "Gimme More."
In other news, Perez Hilton has gotten ahold of some new songs from Brit's new record, including this nice one (follow link) called "Got Me High."
Wonder what she's talking about? Her spirits being lifted? Being levitated by Criss Angel and his magic powers? Smoking a ton of marijuana? Who knows!