It's been a long year, but Jayden James Federline has defied critics and unlikely odds in surviving a full calendar year and turning one today, September 12!
Let's take a look back at Jayden James Federline's first year:
September 12, 2006: Born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. at 2 a.m., weighing 6 lbs., 11 oz. Cloaked in mystery (and blankets) immediately.
September 20, 2006: Goes home from the hospital and into Britney's Malibu house of horrors. We were thinking his name was Sutton Pierce Federline.
October 24, 2006: We learn Sutton Pierce is really Jayden James. Yeah, we will never live that down. Unless we stop bringing it up.
February 2007: Grainy pics of Jayden James start to emerge here and there, while the tyke visits mom in rehab a couple of times.
March-May 2007: Agencies take many more celebrity photos purportedly of Jayden James, but no confirmed sightings occur.
June 6, 2007: Played in the pool with Brit's quote-unquote cousin, Alli Sims. In other news, Sean Preston had an epic wedgie.
July 9, 2007: Swam naked with Daimon Shippen.
July 21, 2007: The first real, clear photos of Jayden James Federline are released. At 10 months, kid already has more hair than Britney's vagina.
August 1, 2007: Jayden James and Sean Preston appear on their first big magazine cover: Us Weekly! Begging for help, and to be set free!
August 14, 2007: Accompanies mom to dinner, where he has an accident and gets changed as celebrity gossip photographers watch and take pics.
September 4, 2007: Recoils in horror from the back seat of the car as his increasingly insane mom kisses his Spider-man doll.
September 9, 2007: While his crazy mama imploded on stage at the MTV VMAs, then partied in no pants, JJ and his big bro Sean P. celebrated his birthday with a pool party at the home of his relatively sane parent.
Aww. Look at Jayden James. Happy birthday, l'il fella. We're pulling for you.
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September 13th, 2007 2:31 PM
Aren't you Britney obsessed freaks afraid of a law suit?!? I wouldn't let you smear me the way you do Britney! And thats her children, YOU NEVER talk about other people's children!!!! Screw them Britney, you ae not here to live up to their expectations!! You will be okay and you will come back and show those freaks!!! Go Britney!!!
September 17th, 2007 4:04 PM
Can't you leave the poor girl alone?!!! She's a young single mother and she's under tons of pressure from everyone!!!! Especially you jerks in the press not to mention her record label! You guys have NO RIGHT to talk about her children! I can't believe Sara Silverman made jokes about them!!!!! That is CROSSING the line!!!
September 19th, 2007 1:12 AM
Too bad those kids of hers got her facial features. I have never seen two uglier children in my life.
January 17th, 2008 8:55 PM
those kids are so adorable and when you talk about their mother that is the meanest thing you can do to those 2 boys... happy birthday jayden james
and btw ritasue you must be jealous those kids are so adorable