We know these are old pictures, but as a tribute to the U.S. Open this month, and to the train wreck that is Britney Spears, we present to you this photo finish....

Which bald individual has the better backhand: A rehab-fleeing, umbrella-wielding Britney Spears, or eight-time grand slam champion Andre Agassi?

These two have gone at it in our celebrity look-alikes feature, but the battle continues. Even if Britney now rocks the weave instead of the cue ball look.

Of course, Andre Agassi had the sense to retire before he became a joke. After Britney Spears' VMA disaster, she might want to give it some thought.

A quiet life with Sean Preston and Jayden James has to be better than this.