The staff at The Hollywood Gossip is proud to report that a pair of our favorite celebrities have survived to mark another year on this Earth.
It wasn't always easy.
Calling Amy Winehouse a big partier doesn't do it justice. There's having a good time, and there's doing hard drugs so often that the only good veins you've got left to shoot up in are between your toes. And there's the self-mutilation thing.
She's got a ton of singing talent, but this gal is bonkers! Suffice it to say, given the lifestyle Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil lead, it's a small miracle this singer made it to 24. Happy birthday, girl - and a least a few more.
But Amy Winehouse lasting to the big 2-4 isn't it for today's milestones. It may be less amazing than l'il Sean Preston Federline making it to the big ... 2.
Gosh. Think about it. Every day is sure is an adventure for Sean Preston and his brother Jayden (who also celebrated a birthday this week).
Residing in Britney Spears' Malibu house of horrors, Sean Preston not only has to worry about malnourishment, neglect, and his teeth rotting out, but having his head split open when his insane mom drives with him on her lap or knocks him out of a high-chair (or almost tosses him on a sidewalk, above).
But through it all, Sean Preston is a survivor. Props to you, kid. And think about it - as your motor skills improve, you'll be able to physically defend yourself.