Celebrities, Critics & Fans Unite to Bash Britney Spears
Rarely has a live performance been as universally panned and ridiculed as when Britney Spears took the stage at last night's MTV Music Video Awards.
Spears is reportedly reeling after her first major public appearance in four years, in which she donned silver and black sparkly underwear and knee-high black boots to mail in her new single "Gimme More."
Fans were in hysterics, critics claimed she looked disinterested and unfit, and her fellow celebrities seemed to agree.
Speaking backstage after the event, the great Akon said, "That could have been better. She needed to focus more. She looked nervous and I think the pressure got to her."
Common added, "I think it didn't seem like she wanted to be there. There wasn't any spark, it didn't feel like life was there."
Kanye West said, "I have no words."
As if that weren't enough, Britney also had to endure withering remarks from comedian Sarah Silverman during the ceremony.
She sarcastically remarked, "Was that incredible? Britney Spears. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25 years old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind-blowing."
Silverman also called Brit's sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, "the most adorable mistakes," and brought up the fun topic of Britney's shaved crotch.
The New York Post may have summed it up best: "[Britney Spears] jiggled like Jell-O and didn't seem to care that she danced like she had a load in her pants."

September 10th, 2007 2:15 PM
I think going on the vma's was the biggest mistake of her life...well other than kevin ferdaline. Shes still fat and the life she once had has been sucked out of her. Poor britney...I usto love her but now shes just out of her mind.
September 10th, 2007 7:56 PM
I'll give Sarah credit, because if anyone knows anything about being a mistake, I suppose it would be her. As for the adorable part...ummm, not so much. How does Jimmy Kimmel put up with her anyway? I guess you do have to have a sense humor to deal with someone so stupid...either that orrrrrr he might just be in it for the sex.
September 10th, 2007 11:20 PM
As far as everyone saying she is fat....Most people would still kill to have a body like that. I think if Brit would have had the "attitude" on stage she has been known for in past performances her size wouldn't have been a big topic of discussion. She looked so insecure and poorly rehearsed but not like a bowl of jello.
How does someone in her shoes get any peace with the media and hollywood at her every step....how sad. Fame is a double edged sword. I may be average America but I am happy.
September 11th, 2007 5:50 AM
The bitch is crazy (and fat). Wal-Mart greeter here I come!
September 11th, 2007 10:43 AM
No bitch but fat
September 12th, 2007 4:40 PM
I will never watch another music show when she is on it! It stunk up the whole show and ruined the beginning.
September 12th, 2007 4:42 PM
She can't sing, dance, act, look pretty, or be entertaining. She is a waste of life. She doesn't deserve being rich!
September 12th, 2007 4:44 PM
Enough with this trashbin! Come on music execs, stop making the public be a party to her stupidity, don't hire her anymore.
September 12th, 2007 4:46 PM
UGHHHHHHHH DISGUSTING TO SEE AND SMELL!
September 12th, 2007 4:50 PM
I will boycott anything with her. She is talentless and rich which is both sickening beyond belief. I won't ever watch any "entertainment" shows with her fat ass on it.