There actually is news this week aside from Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures.
For example, we already knew Britney Spears would be performing at Sunday night's Video Music Awards.
But now we know a lot more about the performance: TMZ is reporting that the train wreck will begin the show with "Gimme More," the new song that starts with: "It's Britney, bitch!"
The act will include a slew of dancers and aerialists. During the rehearsal, Jayden James' mom was still working in some tricky choreography.
The performance culminates with Britney doing a "trust fall" into the arms of her backup dancers. And we all know how that sort of thing ended last time.