Britney Spears Kisses Spider-Man Doll, Jayden James Federline Recoils in Abject Horror

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One day, Matt Encinias. The next, Spider-Man.

After returning to L.A. from a club event in Las Vegas on Friday, Britney Spears shows off a (spider) man in her life during a car ride. As you can see, son Jayden James Federline ain't lookin' too happy... but then again, he rarely is. Would you, if your mom acted like that?

Hey, Britney Spears kissed just about everything else lately. And hey, the lead paint that doll is probably coated with is probably less vile than Criss Angel.

Like many other celebrities, Britney recently got paid a $h!tload of money just to show up at a club opening over the weekend. Her new single, "Gimme More" is supposedly getting rave reviews. We don't know if we buy that, but it isn't awful, at least.

Britney Spears' new album drops November 13. We expect Jayden James to drop - from his high chair to the floor - at least once or twice prior to that date.

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get a damn life... like people would even show the good pictures of her being a mom, it's pure jealousy.

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shes not a bad mom kfed kiss my ass give brit back her kids u monkey lover

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Shes not that bad a mum

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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