Alli Sims: Sarah Silverman Was Mean to Britney!

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Hey, at least one person is still on Team Britney!

Well, two if you're gonna count that nut Chris Crocker.

Shakin' That Booty

Ding dang, wouldn't you know it, Britney Spears' "cousin" and "assistant," the aspiring "singer" Alli Sims, has jumped to her ol' boss' defense.

Alli Sims doesn't know why people don't weave Britney alone, and says Sarah Silverman's opening remarks at the MTV Video Music Awards just "mean."

"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god! They are the most adorable little mistakes you will ever see!" Silverman said at the VMAs. "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."

THG NOTE: Britney had a C-section for both births, making Sarah's jokes off the mark. But the fact remains Britney goes clubbing with no underwear, so one can excuse Silverman's error. A comedian can't not go there, you know?

Anyway. Alli Sims was making a run to the grocery store for the 25-year-old star Wednesday when photographers asked if she had anything to say.

Alli Sims: Britney's cousin? Assistant? Pal?

"What about Sarah Silverman?" one guy asked Sims (on behalf of the venerable celebrity news agency X17 online. "Do you have anything to say to her?"

Alli's reply: "She's mean... MEAN! She'll have kids one day and she won't appreciate that crap."

THG NOTE
: Sarah Silverman has said in the past that she does not want, and believes she won't ever have, children. But again, neither here nor there.

In any case, it's good to see Alli and Britney back together again. Maybe Sims' "solo" career didn't gain much traction? Here's hoping they can get Shannon Funk to come over for a some three-way girl-on-girl action and videotape it.

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i am now a fan of sarah silverman. the brit freak show is over and her career is done not a minute too soon either. she can take her skanky ass back to the hick town she came from and smell up their stores.

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SARAH WAS RIGHT ON! SHE DESERVES A MEDAL. SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT THE SOAP WAS ON ITS WAY BACKSTAGE WITH SOME SINGING LESSONS.

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She is the #1 WHORE OF THE YEAR!

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UGHHHHHHHH FUGLY UGLY PUGLY OINK OINK!
I'm mailing you tons of soap big piglet.

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Why does she make those oddball faces. She reminds me of a retarded person with idiotic tics. Does she realize she is ugly and her body is really quite repulsive, nothing could improve her cheeto toting vodka quelching binges. LOSE YOURSELF ON AN ISLAND AND DON'T COME BACK LITTLE RETARD!

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Someone tie that trash bag Britney's tubes already! She is ruining 2 boys lives and that's enough.