Alli Sims: Sarah Silverman Was Mean to Britney!
Hey, at least one person is still on Team Britney!
Well, two if you're gonna count that nut Chris Crocker.
Ding dang, wouldn't you know it, Britney Spears' "cousin" and "assistant," the aspiring "singer" Alli Sims, has jumped to her ol' boss' defense.
Alli Sims doesn't know why people don't weave Britney alone, and says Sarah Silverman's opening remarks at the MTV Video Music Awards just "mean."
"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god! They are the most adorable little mistakes you will ever see!" Silverman said at the VMAs. "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."
THG NOTE: Britney had a C-section for both births, making Sarah's jokes off the mark. But the fact remains Britney goes clubbing with no underwear, so one can excuse Silverman's error. A comedian can't not go there, you know?
Anyway. Alli Sims was making a run to the grocery store for the 25-year-old star Wednesday when photographers asked if she had anything to say.
Alli Sims: Britney's cousin? Assistant? Pal?
"What about Sarah Silverman?" one guy asked Sims (on behalf of the venerable celebrity news agency X17 online. "Do you have anything to say to her?"
Alli's reply: "She's mean... MEAN! She'll have kids one day and she won't appreciate that crap."
THG NOTE: Sarah Silverman has said in the past that she does not want, and believes she won't ever have, children. But again, neither here nor there.
In any case, it's good to see Alli and Britney back together again. Maybe Sims' "solo" career didn't gain much traction? Here's hoping they can get Shannon Funk to come over for a some three-way girl-on-girl action and videotape it.
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September 18th, 2007 9:46 PM
THOSE PIGLETS WERE FATHERED BY HER DAD???? LOLOLOLOLOLOL Sounds about right actually.
September 18th, 2007 9:28 PM
her kids were fathered by her DAD!
September 17th, 2007 8:15 PM
Her dad is so proud of her showing off her "V" in public. He puts those pics in his bedroom. Her kids will be proud too when they grow up. Keep it up, you are a good MOM!
September 17th, 2007 7:08 PM
don't send her soap, send her a razor blade and get busy with her wrists!@
September 17th, 2007 7:01 PM
someone tell her to wear a bra and cover up her thick arms!!!!!! she is a cow to look at in those itty bitty outfits.
September 17th, 2007 7:00 PM
she is sickening. can someone extradite her to India where her smelly odor will fit right in?
September 16th, 2007 7:11 PM
next up smelly snatch award: BRITNEY TAKES THE PUNGENT STATUE HOME.
September 16th, 2007 7:07 PM
#1 whore of the year is drum roll please: BRITNEY SKANK WOW WHAT A SURPRISE FOR THE TWAT!
September 16th, 2007 6:48 PM
I just wish someone would get Britney some help, whether she wants it or not. All these mandated reporters out there have to recognize that this woman is a danger to herself and others, particularly her children. That alone can get her at least a diagnostic for her mental health. And I hope that Sheila V's comment was directed at Silverman...Kathy Griffin is deliberately mean-spirited as part of her act: Sarah Silverman is just mean and hurtful.
September 16th, 2007 6:45 PM
i hope they clean those limos seats real good after she sits in them with her STDs.........