Alli Sims: Sarah Silverman Was Mean to Britney!
by Free Britney at .Hey, at least one person is still on Team Britney!
Well, two if you're gonna count that nut Chris Crocker.
Ding dang, wouldn't you know it, Britney Spears' "cousin" and "assistant," the aspiring "singer" Alli Sims, has jumped to her ol' boss' defense.
Alli Sims doesn't know why people don't weave Britney alone, and says Sarah Silverman's opening remarks at the MTV Video Music Awards just "mean."
"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god! They are the most adorable little mistakes you will ever see!" Silverman said at the VMAs. "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."
THG NOTE: Britney had a C-section for both births, making Sarah's jokes off the mark. But the fact remains Britney goes clubbing with no underwear, so one can excuse Silverman's error. A comedian can't not go there, you know?
Anyway. Alli Sims was making a run to the grocery store for the 25-year-old star Wednesday when photographers asked if she had anything to say.
Alli Sims: Britney's cousin? Assistant? Pal?
"What about Sarah Silverman?" one guy asked Sims (on behalf of the venerable celebrity news agency X17 online. "Do you have anything to say to her?"
Alli's reply: "She's mean... MEAN! She'll have kids one day and she won't appreciate that crap."
THG NOTE: Sarah Silverman has said in the past that she does not want, and believes she won't ever have, children. But again, neither here nor there.
In any case, it's good to see Alli and Britney back together again. Maybe Sims' "solo" career didn't gain much traction? Here's hoping they can get Shannon Funk to come over for a some three-way girl-on-girl action and videotape it.
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Comments (16 Total)
THOSE PIGLETS WERE FATHERED BY HER DAD???? LOLOLOLOLOLOL Sounds about right actually.
her kids were fathered by her DAD!
Her dad is so proud of her showing off her "V" in public. He puts those pics in his bedroom. Her kids will be proud too when they grow up. Keep it up, you are a good MOM!
don't send her soap, send her a razor blade and get busy with her wrists!@
someone tell her to wear a bra and cover up her thick arms!!!!!! she is a cow to look at in those itty bitty outfits.