Once you get past the fact that Lindsay Lohan's ex-bodyguard shares the same name as a deceased CTU agent that worked with Jack Bauer, the information he recently came out with is rather stunning.
But Tony Almeida sounds serious in an interview with In Touch.
He worked for Lindsay Lohan from 2002 to 2005 and says the teen queen suffered from neglectful, abusive parents who saw her as a cash cow. This is a shocking revelation about Dina Lohan, isn't it?
According to celebrity gossip source TMZ, Almeida recounts a particularly nasty scene between Lindsay and dad Michael.
When the singer was 16, her jail bait father freaked out while driving, "slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off."
This is not a Lindsay Lohan nude photo. But it's sort of close to it.
From there, the bodyguard talks about mother issues that give Lindsay and Britney Spears a lot in common.
Dina would reportedly often let her daughter booze it up while hanging out with boys unsupervised. When she was 15 her mother allowed her to spend the night in a hotel room with then-boyfriend Aaron Carter.
"They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron's room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career."
Guess that means they weren't huge fans of Harry Morton or Calum Best, huh?