The Hills Recap: Spencer & Heidi Meet the Parents, Lauren & Audrina Talk About Feelings
Monday's episode of The Hills started with LC and pals at beach BBQ thrown by Brody Jenner in Malibu. Once again, it's a tad annoying that we went in knowing he broke his finger during a football game on the beach. But it was, for the most part, entertaining.
The bash, of course, happened on the same weekend that Brody's quote-unquote publicist, Spencer Pratt, was asked by Heidi Montag to go meet her parents in Colorado.
Brody was upset to hear this, and ripped Spencer for going, calling him "married guy" and saying that a true pal "wouldn't flake out on his homies." True dat, yo.
By and large, Spencer did a nice job with Heidi's folks, although we take serious issue with Heidi saying she always wanted a guy like her dad - and that she got that in Pratt. We found Heidi's dad to be a nice, normal guy, thus making this statement really confusing.
Later, Heidi tried at length to justify her love for Pratt, and Spencer himself was awkwardly thrust into the "heart-to-heart" talk with Mr. Montag. Somehow, the evil one utilized his Revenge of the Sith mind-control techniques to seem like a normal human.
Back at the party, Audrina Patridge was having a great time with boyfriend Justin-Bobby. For some reason, she was all about this guy. That is, until he started flirting with other girls, then ditched the event without telling anyone.
He even left Audrina's bike helmet at Brody's. Classy move.
Lauren Conrad then consoled Audrina Patridge after she miraculously realized what the rest of America already knew - that Justin-Bobby is an absolute waste of space.
In the immortal words of LC: "Homeboy wore combat boots ... to the beach!"
Amen. By far the cutest part of the season so far came when a teary-eyed LC and Audrina Patridge began talking about love and boys in front of the fire - having had a few too many drinks at the party - while trading the requisite hugs and supportive comments.
Awwwww. For one scene, The Hills felt like actual reality again. Cute girls drinking too much, talking about feelings and saying how much they love each other after one of them is spurned by a guy! Who hasn't seen this 50 times at parties!?
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September 7th, 2008 2:22 PM
when did heidi and spencer meet
March 24th, 2008 7:20 PM
SCANDAL PHOTOS
September 11th, 2007 7:15 PM
That was Heidi's step-father, not her biological father.
August 31st, 2007 1:44 PM
Spender is a twink!
August 31st, 2007 11:34 AM
Spencer is a psychopath.
August 30th, 2007 3:55 PM
Has anyone heard the new song Tatto by Jordin Sparks? It is great!
August 30th, 2007 3:28 PM
I totally agree with Sunshine and had the exact same feeling. He is an abuser! He controls who her friends are, who she can speak with, and even the apartment. And truly believe her parents feel the same way Here are the signs.
1. Did you see his face when he walked in and she was painting the wall? His smile was very forced, and that would not have been the outcome if the cameras weren't rolling.
3. When the rumor came out his statements practically verified he did it. But he did it to ensure Heidi and Lauren were no longer friends.
2. He consistently gets caught in lies and gets defensive when confronted about them.
3. He controls who her friends are and who she can and cannot speak with to the point where the only friends she now has are the friends of his. She did point this out to her mother.
4. Now he is trying to tell Brody who he can and cannot be friends with. I hope Brody doesn't cave like Heidi did.
5. He didn't even ask her Dad for her hand in m
August 29th, 2007 9:27 AM
I can't believe I'm so wrapped up in this show but damn it, it is so entertaining. heidi is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Spencer is so obviously manipulating her. He tries to say Lauren wants heidi all to herself, but really he's the one that wants that. I just feel really bad for her at this point. (maybe not that bad)She's in so deep now and eventually everyone will just be saying "I told you so"
August 28th, 2007 5:13 PM
I highly doubt that heidi's parents enjoyed their time with heidi and "fiance" spencer. Her mother kept bringing up the fake that heidi has no friends because of spencer (true, she was not fooled), and her father knew that heidi has everything invested in spencer because again she has no friends because of spencer.
young and naive. They need to both do some growing up before they become the next divorced and feuding couple.
August 28th, 2007 4:04 PM
"By and large, Spencer did a nice job with Heidi's folks..."
Are you kidding me? He did a terrible job and he convinced no one. I got the vibe that her parents hated him. He came off as trying too hard and fake, fake, fake.