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Britney Spears makes $737,868 a month. Not a small chunk of change. At the same time, Kevin Federline earns somewhere in the neighborhood of jack $h!t.

This is according to the New York Post, which has the latest documents in the white trash couple’s ongoing – and increasingly nasty – custody battle.

Britney Spears “is clearly the moneyed party in this case,” said Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, in papers filed Monday in Los Angeles.

Kevin Federline is hoping to win 70/30 custody of their children and MACS (massive amounts of child support) from Spears.

That and $150,000 for his legal bills.

FedEx is broke, his lawyers admit in the filing – his income totaling zero after business expenses, despite $20,000 a month in spousal support Britney Spears is shellin’ out already.

Those monthly payments stop November 15.

Federline’s lawyer also demands that Spears stop stalling and pick a date to be grilled on the stand. The deposition needs to happen fast, Kaplan argues – in advance of their next hearing date of September 17.

Britney Spears skipped her previous deposition appointment, which was set for August 20, because her lawyer went on vacation, the papers say.

Already on tap for deposition by Team K-Fed are Spears’ former assistants (Alli Sims, Shannon Funk), a “designated sober companion,” (!?) her former business manager, and a one-time bodyguard, assistant and nanny (Daimon Shippen).

Her former manager, Larry Rudolph, had been dreading (and trying to avoid) the day when he got served, but that day arrived yesterday in L.A., according to Perez Hilton.

A source close to Rudolph says, “It stinks. [Larry] was trying to stay out of it and keep a low profile but he obviously didn’t keep it low enough. He didn’t want to get involved.”

Over the weekend Rudolph, told Ryan Seacrest that he was on the run, and didn’t want to say where he was. He didn’t want to be served because he said it won’t be good for Britney, who he remains loyal to despite the fact that the loon gave him the axe undeservedly.

Kevin Federline: Not a man with a high net worth. Or any sort of talent.

Earlier this week, an attempt was made to serve Britney Spears’ friend Sam Lufti – an attempt that ended in a car collision. While FedEx reps say he rammed their car in order to flee, Sam Lufti has said his vehicle was surrounded and rammed by K-Fed’s process servers.